I got up this morning, I was out of coffee, the kettle was on the brink and then I noticed my car insurance had gone up 25%

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I then saw this delightful, and not at all offensive, thread on my favourite arcade-related geek forum* and it made me ponder - not only about which direction 'Clown World' is (and what substances are needed to enter), but also my finances.
I can't work out what would've saved me the most money, just directly bombing Russia and having World War 3, or leaving Ukraine alone to be invaded - Putin's clearly a reasonable man, he'd probably have stopped at Estonia

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While we're at it, can I recommend these heaters? Big Energy Companies don't like them, but they can save you a fortune on your heating bills. A promising young PhD student came upon the idea of heating a massive house using only 500W of heat, but everyone refused to back him, fearing he'd come across something that would put energy companies out of business, but thanks to the unique freedoms the internet provides, they're available for only £30. Ignore the Which reviews that consider heat energy calculations and that they might burn your house down, they're clowns.
*6 preceding words do not actually contain sarcasm