[ukvac] OT: joke...
Q:
How many UKVACers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:
1 to post to the list saying he wishes to attempt to change it, 1 to claim
hes using the wrong part and should get it from Bob Roberts, 3 to ask the
list on their behalf, 62 to reply with the same one line answer, 198 to
reply to the replies with a "Me Too" or a flame, Luke Wells to explain why
you shouldnt put a wet finger in the socket, DZine to call everyone a cunt,
Ade to design a ladder using dead 4116 RAMchips, XYman to claim he owns
lightbulb serial #0001, Eprom to try to sell you serial #0002, 15 replies
to the list saying that lightbulbs are actually analogue, and off topic,
3 to post "WTB, Lightbulb", 29 to reply to the "WTB" post accidentally
replying to the list, 1 to explain the sorry tale of the original Osram
lightbulb he ordered from JT and actually recieved a half-eaten cheeseburger
with no ketchup, 14 to form a splinter group "UKLAMP", 64 people to reply
to the original topic with a totally different subject matter, and by the
time the original poster has gone to Do-It-All and bought a 39p bulb, there
is world war 3 on the list, and "LAMPMEET 1.92" is announced...
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Q:
How many UKVACers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:
1 to post to the list saying he wishes to attempt to change it, 1 to claim
hes using the wrong part and should get it from Bob Roberts, 3 to ask the
list on their behalf, 62 to reply with the same one line answer, 198 to
reply to the replies with a "Me Too" or a flame, Luke Wells to explain why
you shouldnt put a wet finger in the socket, DZine to call everyone a cunt,
Ade to design a ladder using dead 4116 RAMchips, XYman to claim he owns
lightbulb serial #0001, Eprom to try to sell you serial #0002, 15 replies
to the list saying that lightbulbs are actually analogue, and off topic,
3 to post "WTB, Lightbulb", 29 to reply to the "WTB" post accidentally
replying to the list, 1 to explain the sorry tale of the original Osram
lightbulb he ordered from JT and actually recieved a half-eaten cheeseburger
with no ketchup, 14 to form a splinter group "UKLAMP", 64 people to reply
to the original topic with a totally different subject matter, and by the
time the original poster has gone to Do-It-All and bought a 39p bulb, there
is world war 3 on the list, and "LAMPMEET 1.92" is announced...
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Things like that make me smile all day ! - Keep em coming 3prom