So …. Little critters
I new some wasps where buzzing round the entrance but I didn’t realize the size of things to come!
Looking up yesterday I saw a nest the size of say two large water melons side by side.
So might have delt with it yesterday had it not been for my little boy falling from a chair and splitting his melon.
We ended up in A&E for stitches didn’t get out till 9:30
So I thought today I would put on some gloves put in some goggles a hoodie
And then a blanket over the top and a scarf across my face and go in where fools go!
And yep I got stung
I placed a plastic tarp over my cabs
And with a garden rake I took one fast swipe at the whole thing hooking it from as far behind as I could bringing the large lump crashing down and the basterds were like a black mass in the interior.
And then like when the tie fighters leave the Death Star they descended on me.
What I can’t believe is the speed of which they know excactly what to do .
They flew under the blanket
And stung me through my clothes!
I quickly pulled the tarp corners together
So I had the large mass of the basterds
Wrapped in the tarp and made for the hills
running like a ferret now adrenaline coursimg through my veins wanted to through the mass which was now under my arm like a rugby ball anywhere away from me !
But I choose instead to shake it loose
As I ran down hill down hill down the main road watching it smash apart as I left the scene I ran inside to carm down.
Got my self together went back to cabs
To much remains to leave so back I went
Super quick mashed as much as poss
Got stung only once this time and ran off. Hope fully they have left tomorrow …. I couldn’t leave em in there because they where eating paper,
Card board items that was Causing mess on the floor ..
Which is a shame because they did creat heat which was a bonus .. if they didn’t chew paper & card and Make mess ( mashed pulped paper they chew for nest all on the floor ) I would have left em.
I new some wasps where buzzing round the entrance but I didn’t realize the size of things to come!
Looking up yesterday I saw a nest the size of say two large water melons side by side.
So might have delt with it yesterday had it not been for my little boy falling from a chair and splitting his melon.

We ended up in A&E for stitches didn’t get out till 9:30
So I thought today I would put on some gloves put in some goggles a hoodie
And then a blanket over the top and a scarf across my face and go in where fools go!
And yep I got stung
I placed a plastic tarp over my cabs
And with a garden rake I took one fast swipe at the whole thing hooking it from as far behind as I could bringing the large lump crashing down and the basterds were like a black mass in the interior.
And then like when the tie fighters leave the Death Star they descended on me.
What I can’t believe is the speed of which they know excactly what to do .
They flew under the blanket
And stung me through my clothes!
I quickly pulled the tarp corners together
So I had the large mass of the basterds
Wrapped in the tarp and made for the hills
running like a ferret now adrenaline coursimg through my veins wanted to through the mass which was now under my arm like a rugby ball anywhere away from me !
But I choose instead to shake it loose
As I ran down hill down hill down the main road watching it smash apart as I left the scene I ran inside to carm down.
Got my self together went back to cabs
To much remains to leave so back I went
Super quick mashed as much as poss
Got stung only once this time and ran off. Hope fully they have left tomorrow …. I couldn’t leave em in there because they where eating paper,
Card board items that was Causing mess on the floor ..
Which is a shame because they did creat heat which was a bonus .. if they didn’t chew paper & card and Make mess ( mashed pulped paper they chew for nest all on the floor ) I would have left em.
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