Setch - find the dance machine/Voyager pics stat! If I hadn't help load I wouldn't have believed it
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I've got a load of photos somewhere of an Electrocoin NeoGeo and an Op Wolf cab in the back of a 900cc Japanese minivan (Suzuki Swift style thing?) that I'm looking for. The van was lethal without any cabs in as a small fart would give it air but once you got a few hundred pounds of chipboard in the cornering was vastly improved
Don't think I've got any photos of the time I picked up a Hard Drivin' cockpit and forgot the ratchet straps but when we were taking it though the twisty and windy hills of Yorkshire, the sole bit of manky blue poly rope I'd found and tethered the cockpit with broke on a bend and the cockpit slid in the back of the van with enough force to bunny-hop the van sideways on subsequent corners. Which made hitting the country road apexes a bit tricky
Then there was the time the only van we could rent was a POS boxy thing. My girlfriend who was driving was keen to get through what would be a pretty long day so was pushing the rusty crapper for all its worth (the plus side was that it was so old, it didn't have any kind of limiter. The down side was that the brick shape was a very effective aero limiter). It wasn't until a couple of days later when I was figuring out the costs that I realised she'd been pushing the most un-areodynamic thing on 6 wheels so hard that we'd got about 6 MPG out of it. Unfortunately, it was a bit of a long road trip - Midlands, down south, Yorks, Midlands - so the single digit MPG equated to something like £300 in diesel
Guess that's the price you pay for driving a box van like its a Lancia Delta Integrale on a motorway rally stage
and I'm pretty sure I've got a photo of the satnav speedo readout showing enough for an instant ban in a car, let alone a van
. Never saw that van again as the hire gypsys had 'retired' it next time we needed one. I think perhaps the head had mysteriously warped...